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Stanacio Squeezley's special story should sound serene, so sit silently, son.
Stanacio stedfastly served Santaland's Sentry Squadron. Sentry Squeezley's shoes shined; Stanacio's sentry suit sparkled; Stanacio stood straight. Stanacio's satisfied superiors sometimes said "Sentry Squeezley sure serves splendidly!"
Some Stanaciologists say Stanacio's smartest superior, Sgt. Sanity sensed Sentry Squeezley's saluting style surpassed Santaland Sentry Service's strictest standards. Such scholars speculate Sgt. Sanity suggested Supreme Sentry Superior Shipshape summon Squeezley. So summoned, Squeezley surely saluted Supreme Superior Shipshape.
Some say Squeezley saluted Shipshape so superbly Shipshape seemed stunned.
Sensing Squeezley's salute so satisfied Shipshape, Sanity supposedly said "Supreme Superior, Sir, should Santaland's substandard saluting sentries see Squeezley's saluting style........"
"Surely such substandard saluters should soon start saluting similarly," Shipshape surmised. Shipshape swiftly selected Stanacio saluting sergeant. (Saluting sergeants show substandard saluters satisfactory saluting styles.)
So selected, Sgt. Squeezley started showing sentries salutory saluting skills. Soon Santaland's substandard saluting sentries started saluting satisfactorily; superior saluters started saluting spectacularly! Santaland's saluting standards soared!
Stanacio sometimes smiled, savoring success. Sgt. Squeezley's status seemed sucure.
Sadly, Santaland's silliest soldier, Sentry Slobello, subsequently started serving Santaland's Sentry Service. Sgt. Squeezley's sincerest saluting suggestions scarcely sharpened Slobello's saluting skills. Stanacio's status started sinking swiftly since Sentry Slobello stubbornly saluted so sloppily.
Santaland's sneekiest, sinisterest soldier, Sentry Sneerpus, spotted Slobello's shoddy saluting. Sneerpus slyly suggested Slobello salute Stanacio's strictest superior, Senior Sergeant Stern. Slobello's salute scarcely satisfied Stern.
Stern subsequently saw Slobello salute several superiors sloppily. Stern seldomly spotted Slobello saluting satisfactorily. Stern soon started suspecting Sgt. Squeezley's saluting seminars supplied scant saluting skills. Supporting such specious sentiment, Sentry Sneerpus slandered Stanacio. "Slobello's sloppy salutes satisfy Sgt. Squeezley," Sneerpus snidely suggested. (Sneerpus secretly sought Stanacio's Saluting Sergeant status.)
Slobello's sloppy saluting so shook Senior Sergeant Stern's serenity, Stern soon sought Supreme Superior Shipshape's solace. "Supreme Superior, Sir," Stern sobbed, "Sentry Slobello's sloppiness sabotages Santaland's saluting standards." (Solely salutory saluting soothed Senior Sergeant Stern.)
"Surely Sergeant Squeezley showed Sentry Slobello satisfactory saluting," Said Shipshape.
Seeing Shipshape's skepticism, Stern summoned Slobello, saying "Sentry Slobello, salute Supreme Superior Shipshape!"
Slobello saluted so sloppily Shipshape stamped! Shipshape stormed!
Shipshape shrieked "such substandard saluting shall stop swiftly!"